This morning O and I were at the breakfast table and he started doing "here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors, see all the people."
So a minute or two goes by and he puts his fingers the other way and says:
"Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors...no people."
It just struck me as particularly timely with the Pope's visit last week and the commentary on the dwindling numbers of Catholics, with Muslims now populating the largest religion in the world.
I decided to keep it simple and just asked him if there wasn't a scheduled mass.